November 30, 2010
Here is a joke sent to me via e-mail by one of my nephews and I couldn’t wait to pass it on:
Four guys had been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is scheduled to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going this year. Ron’s friends are upset he can’t go, however, what can they do? They’ll have to go without him. Two days later, the remaining three guys arrive at the deer camp, surprised to find Ron is already there with a beer in his hand, his tent already set-up and dinner cooking on the fire. “Dang man, how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday, yesterday evening. I was almost crying, sitting on my chair, thinking of all I was going to miss out and my wife came up behind me and covered my eyes with her hands and said, “guess who?”
“I pulled her hands off and when I turned around, I saw that she was wearing a brand new black see-through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to the bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. Then she said, “do whatever you want.” So here I am.”