March 21, 2013
I received this joke from a dear friend and thought I would share it. I’m posting it because I thought this was a great golf joke. It’s a little crude, so if you are not up to crude jokes, please don’t read.
BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS
Towards the end of a round of golf, Larry hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
patch.
All of a sudden: POOF!!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, ‘I’m
Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?!?!
Just for doing what you have done, you won’t have any butter for your
popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won’t have any butter
for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you’ll never
have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!’ Then POOF!…
she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, Jimmy
where are you?’
Jimmy yells back, ‘I’m over here in the pussy willows.’
Larry shouts back, ‘DON’T SWING, Jimmy ‘ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T SWING!!!’