March 21, 2013 I received this joke from a dear friend and thought I would share it. I’m posting it because I thought this was a great golf joke. It’s a little crude, so if you are not up to crude jokes, please don’t read. BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS Towards the end of a round […]
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CC SENIOR 60 MONTHLY TOURNAMENT RESULTS
September 28, 2011 The Corpus Christi, Texas Senior 60 Golf Association’s monthly golf tournament was held yesterday, September 27 at the Northshore Country Club in Portland, Texas. There were three flights competing and following are the results: First Flight 1st Place (60) 2nd Place (60) Rene Gayton Leo Garcia Keith Fuhrman Richard Perales Dale McFarland […]
TIGER WOODS – NOW A VERY GOOD GOLFER BUT NOT GREAT – ANYMORE
Joe De Santos, Sr. Publisher August 16, 2011 COMMENTARY What can I say about Tiger Woods that has not been said already? I can tell you what can be said about my golfing attributes. All my golfing buddies already know them. I am a terrible golfer. I don’t pretend to be good at the game, […]
CHAUVINISTIC – BUT FUNNY- GOLF JOKE
Male sensitivity > The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. > She said, “Ladies, remember […]
CC OVER 50 GOLF ASSOCIATION MONTHLY TOURNAMENT RESULTS
June 20, 2011 The Corpus Christi, Texas Over 50 Golf Association held it’s monthly tournament this past weekend at the Alice Municipal Golf Course. Following is the list of winners and closest to the pin results: 1st Place – 134 2nd Place – 138 3rd Place – 140 Brad Farmer Rene Sauceda […]
SENIOR GOLF LINGO………
May 25, 2011SENIOR GOLF I can relate to this………. Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?” The first old guy said, “Yes, I had three riders today.” The second old guy said, “I had the most riders […]
GOLFERS BEWARE! A BIT OF HUMOR
May 18, 2011 Someone e-mailed this to me: A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to YOU?” “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a […]
JACK NICKLAUS ON TIGER WOODS – HE’S NOT DONE
May 18, 2011 Just a few weeks ago, I predicted that Tiger Woods would win a PGA tournament within his next three outings. At the time (of course) I did not know he was going to get hurt. Now he has knee problems and I’m sure access to the best doctors available. I know a […]
CC OVER 50 MONTHLY GOLF TOURNAMENT SCHEDULED
May 17, 2011 The Corpus Christi Over 50 Golf Association has scheduled their monthly tournament for Saturday, May 21, 2011 at the Lozano Golf Center. Format is scramble (best ball) and tee time is shot gun 8:00 A.M. sharp.
CC SENIOR 60 MONTHLY GOLF TOURNAMENT RESULTS
April 27, 2011 *Click on photos to enlarge. The Corpus Christi, Texas Senior 60 monthly golf tournament was held today at the Gabe Lozano Golf Center. The format was scramble and the teams were divided into three flights. Here are the results: FIRST FLIGHT (66) Tim Hoffstetter Hector Fernandez Ben Moreno SECOND FLIGHT (64) Guadalupe […]